Birthday Quotes and Words of Wit

Posted by GoGo Goodie on October 17, 2011.

I have to admit I am not a big fan of affirmations or deeply thought provoking words of wisdom.  On the other hand, I am a fan of funny wisdom or witty sayings that rings true.  Here are a few of my favorite birthday and aging quotes;

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

     Lucille Ball     

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

     Frank Sinatra

The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything and the young know everything.

     Oscar Wilde

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

     Robert Frost

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

     John Glenn

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

     Phyllis Diller

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

     John P. Grier

Old people are fond of giving good advice, it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example.

     Francois De La Rochefoucauld

After 30 a body has a mind of it's own.

     Bette Midler

When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.

     Roz Doyle, Frasier

Old age is no place for sissies.

     Bette Davis

I have a two-story house and a bad memory.....that’s my exercise.

     Betty White

Hope you enjoyed these and if you have any favorites of you own, post them in our comments below.  And for every birthday you celebrate, don't forget those goodie bags!


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